okay so this was supposed to have a story when I first put it up… this is a picture of my zombie virgin mary tattoo, and as many of you know I am an atheist…so here is my story.

So one day mary and joseph are just chillin at the barn and they decide to have some good home cookin and realize they have no butter.  Of course being a good guy joseph decides he is going to go out back and churn some since mary had done all the dishes, laundry and milked the cows that day.  (great guy I know right).  Well while out churning butter to make a delicious dinner for mary, mary is in the house screwing the damn farm hand. Joseph gets back everything looks fine…or so we all thought.  Well 9 months later mary is obviously pregnant and joseph is in complete and utter shock as to how it happened (he is very thick) since they never had sex and mary was a “virgin”.  When asked about how it happened mary thought quick on her feet (at the time all the omg god ten commandments bullshit was going on) and said “oh well it must be god’s child and this is a blessing and a miracle”.  Well she had the baby and all that jazz and never thinking about all the questions she would get she still stuck with the story that it was god’s child.  Well years went on and jesus always was having to live up to this facade that he was in fact god’s son, and he never knew the truth.

So what I am trying to say is that jesus died not for us or anybody else but because his mom was a slut and couldn’t keep her legs closed.  This my friends is the first jerry springer moment ever recorded in history just nobody believes it because they are all too caught up in the religious mumbo jumbo that is this world.

and to all who will ask why I have a virgin mary tattoo here is the answer.

I think that as a portrait she is a beautiful person and why it is zombie is because I do not want any religious symbolism to it.. and I like zombies alot…I just wanted a kick ass tattoo.

To any who want to know my feelings on religion that is a whole other story for another blog.

and to those who which I know will think I am a satanist or some kind of terrible being because of this I am not.  I actually do not even believe in the devil (of any kind) and if you got to know me you would probably think I was a pretty cool person to hang with.